Or you could just rewatch the first twenty minutes of Earth Girls Are Easy. Less Kardashians, more Goldblum/Davis, it’s a WIN-WIN.
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Oh, shut your cake-hole, Gaga. That “nice lady” (nice ageism there, green eyes! Very classy-) opened the door for all who came after her and has always been nothing but supportive of new talent. Let’s see where you are in twenty years and then we talk.
“Even more disturbing are a source’s claim that Jackson also housed “sexually explicit images of animal sacrifice...”
And now they are saying she told a friend to call the police while they were having an argument, but he wasn’t there and she didn’t have any bruises when they arrived.
I know I am going to get flamed for this, but,
To quote Heroes, “Karma is very bitchy”.
“White geocide”?
She looks completely different in the official pictures. I am guessing there was a bit of photoshop in there...
Pssst, Jen, a phoenix rises from it’s OWN ashes. It’s a metaphor for both renewal and inner strenght (also, amusingly enough, a sun symbol), not a backhanded insult.
Blac Chyna is such a cool name, tho.
Will we finally get an Sleeping Beauty doll that actually looks like Aurora? That’s all I care about.
...I-I belive it is ejaculating?!
Ah, the sweet, glorious taste of manly tears in the morning!
“Too big”? Jennifer ‘I walked literally naked for two X-Men film yet not an ounce of fat was visibly’ Lawrence?! Fuck this POS.
Probably because he’s too busy raping the nearest underage mortal available? Try Artemis (but only if you aren’t part of her sequitur, otherwise she’d punish both rapist AND victim... wacky greeks).
OMG. How old was Bree Olson when she dated him? Twelve?! She looks so young... Ok, just googled her and I am pretty sure a now retired porn star knows more about protection than the average Joe/Jane, so she’s probably fine, moving on...
Soleil’s character in Sabrina The Teenage Witch was awesome! I didn’t knew they were friends, I love close cast friendships.
She’s a classy act. What-his-face, a douche. Danes, too.
Fact: there’s not one prettier than argentinian actress/model Araceli Gonzalez. Brunette, blonde, redhead, long or short hair, she OWNS every style out there.