There were 1500 comments on this week's post—there was no way to go through all of them. In the previous weeks I have read them all, and I do not automatically choose the most starred. This week's selection does not reflect the most starred or most replied-to, either.

Guys, Jon Stewart is stepping down from The Daily Show and we need to start a petition to get Jessica Williams the spot asap. Girl is the best thing on TV.

I can't believe you would club a seal. Wow. ;)

And to think, if you guys had only elected Mitt Romney then right now I could be finding out which was the best Mumford.

She's insufferable. How long until she does this shit to a photo of Leelah Alcorn or Mike Brown?

i basically feel like kermit w tea rn

This is exactly what we need. I don't think I've ever seen a celebrity talk openly about abortion, especially their own experiences. I'm impressed and thrilled and love Nicki Minaj more and more with each thing I read about her.

Yes, let's. It was the thing that made me realize I already read about this accident over three months ago when it happened. One does not simply forget a "dontmesswithmycocnuts" hashtag.

"I don't know you, but you seem like the type who likes coffee that tastes like ashtray water."

But are we regulating those slut pills? If we're not, those rats might start having more sex. SLUTS!

I would like further information on this "no stress diet".

WE ARE NOT INCUBATORS.

Living in Ireland, I can tell you with absolute certainty that the vast majority of people want this woman to be put to rest, including the religious people, who aren't nearly as fundamentalist as their counterparts in the the USA.

THAT WHY GROG USE.

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Anyone here ever play Adult Swim Games' "Robot Unicorn Attack?" (the original, not the in-app-purchase nightmare of a sequel)?

It's an amazing love-letter/brutal-skewering of the whole Lisa Frank aesthetic, but I never understood why, of all possible pop-culture targets, they went with it for their game.

Now I'm…

I think the fact that she started out by ordering native craftspeople to produce what she wanted and selling them at a profit was.... maybe an early indicator that she wasn't going to be the worlds greatest employer. :/