OKAY so I full on blew chunks on my boyfriend’s dick just a little while ago after a couple days of doing LSD and drinking vodka. I felt horrible (guilty and just sick) after and he washed up, then helped me wash up, then took me to get some food to refill all the taco bell and waffle house I sprayed on his boner mid…

Owl City is just one guy, who started as a minor himself. This guy is a “touring member” meaning he was only along when someone was needed to actually play an instrument, given the only actual member of OC does everything himself and then layers it for recordings. I think it’s pretty damaging to put the onus on Owl…

When I was 12 I found one of the multiple sequels to this book and there is a scene where Jondalar and Ayla get turned on watching mammoths fuck, and it described their penises as “S-shaped”, which in all these years is something I have never forgotten. It’s like a scar. S-shaped scar.

I’ve had this said to me by guys and I say it to ppl.

Anyway I wouldn’t know if being ghosted or ghosting is harder. I don’t like thinking about it when I do it, because I probably hurt that person. I am just rarely in a good emotional state, and few people seem to be able to handle that I’m not stable. I don’t know if it has ever happened to me? Maybe? I hate conflict…

I do this to people, but never knew what it was called. Generally it’s because I feel like I’m being trapped by them, or they do something small/habitual that I find I can no longer put up with. I’m very awful at breakups, so I just just dodge them until they get it. I know it’s mean and makes me feel guilty, but not…

I bet Chuck Johnson planned this shit. He kept tweeting about having something “planned” for her. Super suspect.

Did you hear about the Game of Thrones comic involving a graphic and sexually charged rape scene, totally pornographic and unnecessary, featuring erect dick and all?

I live in Nashville and I can say with 100% certainty that this is accurate television and we are all sad sacks.

Seriously though, the more racist thing is a white girl appropriating black culture like that.

this is like the episode of bill nye the science guy you never saw in school

WHAT THE FUCK I WANT TO MEET THIS GUY AND POSSIBLY FUCK HIM

Did he really call her a footnote? Fucking really?

Not surprised this is a racist shitspew. Did you see Blended? I thought it was suddenly 1930 again.

Admittedly, I have a huge crush on Travolta. But yeah he’s fucking insane.

I swear by regular activated charcoal masks for breakouts and blackheads, plus non medicated Bioré wash and salicylic acid spot treatment.

wtf that woman is goals af

It can be a little dry at times esp if you don’t understand a lot of the technical talk, but definitely yes.

You forgot the part where Kylie liked that instagram picture that said something like “y’all wanna be mad at Kylie for wanting to be black but when you get your blonde weaves...” Not word for word, but yeah. So she agrees that she wants to be black, I guess?