I was born the day Green and Frank got married actually, so truth be told I didn't have much of a nineties childhood. But even when girls would buy Lisa Frank merch for school I didn't ever like it. It was so much, and even as a kid I preferred simple elegance to... unicorn neon glitter vomit on felt. Other kids…

It's worse than that. At least if an incubator was unfixably broken they'd throw it out, not light a fire under it.

by my count that means we have five more deaths before we can throw in the towel.

Pretty sure love has died on Jezebel at least four times this year.

"THIS IS MY SECOND TERM. IMPEACH ME. GO AHEAD I'LL WAIT."

I can't ignore race issues. I come from a mixed household. I am a white woman, but the woman who raised me is an ebony skinned, down to earth black woman from the south who dealt with racism like one might deal with rain—irritating yet inescapable and inevitable—and my little sisters are mixed girls. Ours was the only…

It's very short, hardly proof, and never once are they referred to as anything more than best friends. It's completely ambiguous.

...Kind of a cop out. And I felt the same way when she said Dumbledore is gay. Just tack us gay folks on as an afterthought, why not? I still love Harry Potter, but she might as well be up front and say she didn't really care to write any LGBT+ characters. I don't believe she's homophobic or racist at all, but HP…

no but seriously can she just not? I get that she loves her dad and she was a child when some of these incidents actually happened—and that's heartbreaking—but bc she was a child that makes her not a very good source of info. People knowingly do bad shit all the time and don't tell their kids bc they know they fucked…

Right. What if you're a minor in a dangerous situation?

She def doesn't look eleven in that picture. Also, she was nine, and that boy was fourteen... why the hell...

our dog's named is Lucabella. We call her bella tho.

my name is chloe and it pisses me off that everyone and their mother has a dog named chloe omfg

I personally like long, sculpted wedding gowns with an elegant silhouette. Short ones are cute for a more light hearted ceremony though.

She actually looks very cute in those photos, not at all grumpy. Just like a regular kitten.

I said it on Twitter but I'm saying it again:

right but at home it's not too weird, esp, in our household full of only girls. staged however, it's pretty creepy.

idk about his other roles but captain Kirk and Spock in the reboots had a few moments where I seriously felt like they were just gonna confess each others love up until the very end when he was like "I want you to know why I went back for you" or in the one part where they're arguing about how Kirk saved Spock and…

I live in rural West Tennessee. I've never tasted sriracha. I've never even seen it before. Not even in the distance or on a restaurant menu. Sriracha is an elaborate hoax as far as I'm concerned.

I feel vaguely trampy. I was very /very/ young when I lost my virginity. I was the aggressor too. I didn't know it at the time, but I was sort of like Lolita. Except instead of a grown middle aged man it was my older brothers friend but he was still a few years older than I. I never placed so much importance on it tbh.