Haha, that sounds awful, and I agree with you. Learn a dozen phrases, it’ll take you a half hour.

Calling something a “full-blown affair” and claiming they’ve “fallen in love with each other” is hardly a “one time” screw up, you obtuse moron.

Might want to re-think why you want to take a baby to a bar, dude.

Person 1: You’re just some other guy. Stop telling yourself you’re hot shit. Just live happily instead of thinking about some sort of exclusivity that will only bite you in the ass. Nobody belongs to you but your own self.

One thing I would add for the cheater is this:

The cheating spouse is going to lose his marriage, his job, his financial stability, his reputation, and his relationship with his kids.

First, sex is not an obligation in a marriage. Yes, the existence of it IS implied. However, neither partner has the right to demand it when they’re in the mood. So no, withholding sex isn’t breaking the vows one makes.

Third person has not matured into a responsible adult, that’s all. I have been in a situation where a married woman (without kids) had an affair with me. Her marriage was not a disaster, but her husband has not been able to satisfy her emotionally and sexually - while they had aligned worldview and goals, his…

To the affair haver I send my strongest ‘fuck you man.’

The crazy thing is that he found her by googling her number and didn't realize that the number he has is her work number.

So sick of how common cheating is. Just leave the person you coward. It’s disgusting how easy people justify it. Someone gave you trust and love!! You are supposed to protect that person. Yet you get them to trust you and act like you are justified cause you chose to be in a relationship!?! *end rant*

The idea of not telling the wife you cheated when asking for divorce seems preposterous to me. Don’t you think the VERY first question will be “Who is the other woman?” Don’t you think that the whole “we’ve grown apart” line will seem like a lie because... of how it actually is one? Do you think divorcing the wife…

I immediately thought of a situationa few years ago. My best friend’s wife introduced me to her friend. Friend says she’s married, but ‘its basically over’ and I asked ‘does he know that?’

You just told the guy to get a divorce and not admit he had an affair, the same guy who said financially splitting up would be very difficult. In most states, the fact that he had an affair is significant, legally. You’re telling him to commit fraud.

Dazed and Confused deserves to be kicked in the balls as many times as he’s cheated on his wife. The same goes for all cheaters.

The story of a “man” feeling shocked/betrayed/jealous over a hooker is one of the saddest things ever.  These guys really need to grow a pair and stop deluding themselves; they’re making the rest of us look bad.

Or “I know I will pay alimony out the fucking ass so I’m telling myself that divorce is off the table”

I had a much less successful experience introducing kink to my relationship. My SO said in the early days of our relationship that he would be open to kink, but every time I tried to introduce toys, he shut me down. “Not tonight, I’m not in the mood, I’m too tired, my (body part) hurts”...just admit you have no…

When you have an affair (and you are in a strictly monogamous relationship) you are ending that relationship without telling your partner. You’re doing a combat roll out of the driver’s seat and not telling your passenger. You’re as low as low gets and you’ll have no friend in me, friend. 

Step 1: Don’t have a fucking affair, you damn shitheel.