The person is discussing a white iphone, he doesn’t mention a white person at all. Why are you bringing race into this? It seems like you’re the real racist for bringing up race.

If you do this on a White iPhone, it also posts bail and changes your current Facebook profile photo to your First Communion photo.

Busty Girl Problems?

As someone who would basically need a turtleneck to ensure no flashing, I feel this to my very soul. It’s a part of my body that I had no control over how much it grew and honestly if I can find a shirt that fits in all of the right places..not tight in the chest and baggy everywhere else, I am not going to care about…

It’s possible that due to her body type, the same blouse that looks completely fine on another gal looks a bit more suggestive on her.

And you would have gotten complaints (or compliments, I haven't seen your ass). Pervy Joe offered no evidence anyone has ever complained about this waitress.

Or maybe you should stop worrying about how she is dressed. If her shirts make it so that you’re unable to look away from her chest, then you’re the problem not her.

“She’s not technically violating our dress code—it just doesn’t look very professional.”

It must be pretty shitty to wake up and your favorite thing is other people’s distress and concern. I bet it makes you real popular with people you meet.

1. His reputation will recover, see Clarence Thomas, this won’t get brought up again for another 27 years when President Bon Jovi nominates a serial sex criminal to the court. Outrage for social issues, sexual misconduct/dishonesty/partisanship should effect the most important positions in government, they haven’t so…

How much do you wish you weren’t you? 100%, right?

You come here because no one will talk to you in real life.

i, too, like to give advice on topics i know nothing about. /s

if you’re hiking where there’s notable wildlife (read:bears), go ahead and shout your lewd jokes. better than accidentally sneaking up on a bear.

amen to that. i have new burner so working myself out. i've seen some smart folks quote and reply in a new thread to avoid ungreying, or reply then dismiss. but still, concerned by *60+ stars* on a comment about how it's all fake/fashionable :/

unfortunately there’s plenty of shit out of the greys as well :/

No kidding if the chef only wants to cook it one way then put that in the menu and don’t ask me how I’d like it done. I went to Gordon Ramsay’s burger joint in Vega$ and ordered a well done burger and got one that was mushy and uncooked in the middle. If I ever meet him he’s gonna get a smack.

“Ask The Salty Customer”

Yes, this is a lame question. Letter writer needs to grow a spine. You are paying for goods and services and putting forth a very reasonable request. I can’t believe anyone would actually worry about this.

I’m constantly flabbergasted by all these “Does the staff not like me?” questions in this column.