we been knew

you would do 60 in the passing lane while talking on your cell phone?

its a 10 speed mate. how do you even select a gear? “ohh yeah this corner feels like a 4th”

okay, revlet

needs to be updated:

why are you telling me this i’m not a fucking communist

how about a horizontally opposed engine? on subarus and mid-engine porsches the spark plugs are an engine-out procedure. a little easier with a 911 where you can take off the bumper and the mufflers.

i drove one of those pieces of shit as a rental on a work trip. i shifted to manual mode to see what i was working with because i assumed all FCA trucks had an 8 or 10 speed. i couldn’t stop laughing. it was such a big piece of shit. my least favorite rental car and i’ve been in all sorts of kias, hyundais, fords, etc.

nice strawman you got there. there is nobody out there campaigning for easy money for cars for poor people who can’t afford them. subprime loans exist because car companies and lenders think they can make money off of them. its not rocket science.

i’m missing the part where these are not fucking awesome

subarus are reliable as long as you don’t do dumb shit with them. the fact is most people drive them like idiots and destroy them. its the same reason you don’t buy a used wrangler.

whats a more effective rhetorical strategy, referencing a book that everybody knows and most people respect deeply, or saying you picked up a self help book at hudson news when you were waiting for your connecting flight?

i didn’t say or imply that it was a right. its definitely a desire and instinct that all heterosexual men have obviously and the breakdown of who is having the sex is inequitable just based on distribution. i’m not making a moral judgment on this, that’s just the way it is. your characterization that all of these…

it all depends. reading religious texts can really put your life into perspective and there is a lot in the bible that is deeply thought provoking and fertile ground for self-reflection and the desire to make positive change. the sad thing about religion is that people think going through the motions makes them a good…

This happens in sports all the time. X player feels like they are being lowballed by their team on a contract offer so they will appeal either directly to the owner or directly the fans to generate enough leverage to raise the offer. Mo’nique probably doesn’t have enough fans so she is appealing directly to wokeness…

i like wanda sykes and mo’nique, but its weird to me to try to shame companies for paying something that both sides agreed to. Of course they are going to offer each of them the lowest possible amount that they think they might accept. They did the same thing with Dave and Chris! The reason they got more is because…

that’s a whole lot of projection but it doesn’t change the fact that there are a lot of lonely guys who just want to get off. they are never going to have sex with that instagram model they follow so why not just let them have their personal pleasure?

“unlike all these other dweebs, my kids will listen to GOOD music growing up”

i think the false equivalency dialog is funny because the author goes on to make the same moral panic arguments that men were making at the time when female sex toys were beginning mass production