“and don’t wear a santa hat to the gym either you fucking loser”

lowkey this is what the new supra should look like

they are both worse than TOM’S though

lmao to really blow your mind i actually only know this shit because i asked the very same question to the the president of market analysis at JP Morgan at a conference last year and she gave me the answer that i just clumsily regurgitated. jalops are real people.

in 2007 Phillip Rivers tore his ACL against the Colts in a playoff game and came back to play 6 days later in New England for the AFC championship game. He was awful in that game but it was still fucking bonkers to see. He had the full ACL surgery right after the Chargers loss.

4th gen was released in 1993 and the 5th gen came out in 2010. practice your insults harder btw.

i agree that the subprime industry is crazy, but in 2008 the economy didn’t tank because people couldn’t pay their subprime mortgages. the economy tanked because people couldn’t pay their mortgages and the mortage-backed derivatives based on those loans were sold and traded on a massive scale, permeating to almost…

camaro was dead for almost a decade i think you have an interesting definition of “nearly continuously.” the length of time between the fourth and fifth gen was 17 years holy shit

matt damon is reading this in a cold sweat

me thinking about how we never got to see Satchel Paige in his prime against major league hitters.

i disagree. he is infinitely more loyal than Cheney - who was more grounded and realistic and less ambitious. Pence fully believes he is doing God’s work by supporting Trumps agenda and injecting it with red america’s band of Christian barbarism wherever possible. The only thing he’ll sell Trump out for is if he feels…

it does happen. i know at my 10 year high school reunion i was one of the many meatheads that was apologizing to the first openly gay kid in our class for how we acted towards him back in the day. looking back i honestly feel mortified and i think in the process of becoming an adult you realize that a lot of things…

submit himself to daily sexual harassment for 30 days

find me a 2005 camaro

i swear to god i was just like you until i bought a BRZ, now i am an n/a evangelist. i am coming from a turbo 5-cyl volvo which was the planar opposite of the FA20 in the subaru. the Volvo t5 was a great engine for sure: smooth, even, torquey. but it was just not a FUN engine to drive. there was power but no drama.…

thats beating a dead horse at this point

This. and high end uber drivers lmao.

give me a call so i can back away from the curb and find shelter

but what are the odds the previous owner dealt with tons of headaches and expensive repairs to got to 200k on a car worth $12,000? Even ostensibly shitty cars can be reasonably reliable if they are treated well

(dat open top, heater on full blast feel)