A 100% of the ones that had souls to start with.

However Fox News still refuses to release the number of anchors who have sold their souls to the devil.

I'm still waiting for the video where abortion doctors tell you why steroids are bad.

If the old lady who spilled McDonald's coffee on her lap got $2 Million, these two are entitled to BILLIONS. Especially since it appears the scumbag still works there. If they fired him, that would have been a step in the right direction, but they didn't.

I have my own makeup line and I shit in a box, just like Kim Kardashian.

The cat is named Kush?

A Terrifying Venomous Snake? That is the worst kind of Venomous Snake there is!

Going to Fox News was the best career choice I have ever made, now I'M the smart one on the panel.

I live in Illinois, they don't even have to disclose asbestos, much less homicide.

IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!!

Fuck Sirius, seriously. He has been pulling this shit for years, this time the media ran with it, so they had to take action.

Dear Jezebel,

Google this you piece of shit:

Compared to all the other creepy, intrusive shit that Facebook does, this is actually pretty tame.

Let's see that Goddamn judge keep me 500 feet away from THIS Bradley Cooper.

It's Florida, do a recount.

Fuck her right in the pussy is the new YOLO.

Heigl, this is the app you should be using:

1945.

Lisa Lampanelli. I would pay money to see her do Matt Lauer small dick jokes all morning.