I'm glad Hester pulled off a rushing TD, and I'm curious if he can do the same against an NFL team later this season.

Nope, and we don't call it "Chi-town" either. Are you huffing paint Sean?

OK, I'm not going to act like a douchebag, I'm not going to act like a ...and I blew it!

He wants $230,000 & the guy paid $66K? Yeah, let me go ask my buddy, who's an expert on getting shot by Elvis.

Employee Of The Month

Also:

Flawless Victory

Superb.

I'm more excited about Katherine Heigl's lifestyle website:

They haven't sold their souls to the devil, they've sold them to Rupert Mur—oh yeah. Never mind.

If they work at Fox, they've sold their soul.

You are assuming the devil would even want them? (he has a choice you know.)

It's the Wolfgang Wolfpack.

100% is a pretty easy number....

Ah, I have your fact for you: 100%. It's part of the contract.

AKA Rupert Murdoch

A 100% of the ones that had souls to start with.

However Fox News still refuses to release the number of anchors who have sold their souls to the devil.

I'm still waiting for the video where abortion doctors tell you why steroids are bad.