That is some fascinating shit.

BULLSHIT!!!! It doesn't even meet the level of hoax, it's a pr stunt.

Isn't this how the guy from INXS died?

LeBron is not going to re-sign with the Heat at a discounted rate. That will not happen.

I would have gone to a different hospital and gotten a 2nd opinion.

I would have used the phone to call 911 instead of taking a selfie. That's just me though, I'm an asshole.

What is the deal with his hair? Did he have his mugshot taken in a wind tunnel?

You can't. Welcome to Thomas Friedman's flat world.

Ice cream, ice cream, we all (specifically the children of Kayla Oxenham of Port Charles, Florida) scream for ice cream!

Your friend Laura sounds like a real Debbie Downer. Buy that giant poster, and follow your bliss!

I just went to their fb page. The reckoning has begun.

That is the actual town motto of Oak Park, Illinois:

Let's be clear - he was fired because AA is bleeding money from its asshole, ears, and mouth.

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Part of me thinks this is dumb, but part of me thinks this is really stupid.

A lot of the progressive stuff things happening at the White House are the direct result of Joe Biden stirring shit up. I hope he runs in '16, I am not sold on Hillary.

"The rich are different than you and me."

I don't have anything against people in wheelchairs, just the ones that are Republican gubernatorial candidates who are opposed to stem cell research.

The only thing Abbott hates more than the Gays are escalators.

Yeah, he does look a little Goth-y.