leave it to Today to give her a media outlet.

This is the best headline I’ve read in awhile. Hilarious and true, all at once.

my husband has worked at a few restaurants on and off for years. i routinely make him break in to them and make me something to eat if they are closed or it’s after bar time. luckily they either don’t care or don’t know. also: my husband agrees because he knows dealing with a hungry wife is the worst possible…

i believe my first encounter with it was in the regretsy forum, 6 or so years ago. and now i realize that’s been a long time!

Reiterating the appreciation of “butt canoe” it’s like the day I discovered both “douche canoe” and “twat waffle”. Sigh...memories.

this information might sway my vote.

i needed this to look forward to today!

but what sort of gravitational pull is happening on his face to make his facial features all pull in towards the middle like that?

oh man, after this week, i’m glad somebody thinks so!

some days i am, and then some days my goats get loose, my kid poops his pants, i don’t get any coffee and we’re all late for school! :) good thing it’s friday!!

thanks. honestly, i’m in a super healthy marriage now. which is yet another reason why i feel like they should see i’m a winner! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ it’s always worth it to get out!

i haven’t, but now i wish i had.

i had 3 that were actually relevant things from people i know in real life through work but that i refuse to facebook friend and two were weird creepy “hello i wish to be your friend” things.

yeah, it’s almost like it’s not even worth it to comment. because most 40+ hillary supporters on my facebook feed seem to think that the comment sections on the internet are realistic representations of people. it’s like they’ve never been on the internet before.

is his right arm pulled inside his coat?

Says he loves New York, but does he love “New York”? Cause she could help him with some sick burns.

p.s. it’s because i got a divorce at 23. from an abusive a-hole. but divorce=bad!

full reaction:
1. I remember seeing a commemorative plate on Etsy (Regretsy, actually) of Will and Kate pegging and for the life of me, cannot find it to post here. That’s probably good for everyone. But it hearkens to the “boring sex” idea.
2. I thought we stopped wearing dresses over pants like *some people* did in,…

yeah. as i got older, i did get a little skeeved that my dad, who is 7 years older than my mom, started dating her when she was a teenager. but they’ve been together for, like, 35 years....

i feel her! i’m the level headed, responsible sister, but for some reason i will always be seen as the screw-up. despite the fact that i’m raising 3 kids, and working what amounts to 3 jobs and volunteering around my community. my little sister just flakes all over the place.