thanks for that! It was lovely!

You guys are messing with my Friday. I keep forgetting its god-damned April Fool’s day. I got confused when none of my writers were on the Jez page. :/

I’ve got a first grader and regularly work with this age group. They understand about harming others and permanent damage.

preach. that was totally me too. (also, my grama and i started making those sock things when i was in elementary school; we’ve graduated to using old flannel and making them into whatever shape we need). i couldn’t believe it took me that long to figure out to just smoke a little. i think it was when i finally maxed…

Every month I routinely max out on the daily allowances of all pain killers on my cupboard to no avail. Within minutes after that first sweet toke, I am feeling like a million bucks, after hardly being able to uncurl from my fetal position. The first day and a half of my period I’ve just basically got to get a little…

You shut your mouth! I’ve been wearing my Guatemalan print fanny pack for 2 years now again and it’s amazing AF. Everyone made fun of me, “ooh look at Aye in her ridiculous but absolutely practical and functional loud-print, hands-free bag!” Now people are wearing them again. YOU’RE WELCOME! And I’m not sorry. :)

Oh Susan honey, you are doing this campaign NO favors. Please stop.
p.s. Loved you in Dune and on acid, but plz.

which is how i’m beginning to feel 100% of the day.

Jez section is! We’ve got a lot of smart and savvy (not to mention hilarious) folks here who I have personally learned a lot from.

the only “pregnancy” book i read pre-(or post) baby was called “Spilled Milk” by Andy Steiner. it was basically “however you feed your baby is fine and your business as long as it’s healthy”. it was pretty helpful for all that.

i just stared, and then started laughing, and then i was crying. i was glad i was alone.

i just literally laughed to tears at that reveal. it’s just everything about it. that the teasers led up to what even looks like a weird, photo-shopped head of jon lovitz. i die.

I’m coming down from my Easter Sunday post dinner bake and this is just what I needed. This whole thread!

oof, man. that’s tough. i did score some at this summer’s dead show and it wasn’t fantastic. some folks say it’s got a longer shelf life than others, but for me it’s like coffee, i don’t like day-old coffee. i got way more than i wanted to take, but now what to do with it?

totally not saying that they are the victims at all! i’m actually glad that she is going to people that she knows and where her sisters are.
i’m just sorry she had to be where she was and get attached to these people who, as it turns out, seem like they were more concerned with their selfish desire to keep her rather…

i do an essential oil blend (young living) called peace & calming or something like that. but it’s one of those things that seems different on everyone, but also slightly hippie, which (obvs) doesn’t bother me.

oh god. my husband’s step mom gave us bbw hand soap for xmas and i couldn’t even stand that. i won’t even use it when we’re out of other soap.

yeah, seems to me they weren’t doing their actual job as a foster family. i understand loving a child that isn’t yours, but to hurt that child in the process of being selfish; that’s not parenting. i hope they aren’t able to foster other children if this is their intention.

also, 17 hours seems to be pushing for an lsd trip?

yes for the anxiety. i love my psychedelics in moderation (maybe once every few months or less) but it does have the tendency to make my normal small anxieties into larger ones. i’ve learned i need to have my husband in sight. i have a strange anxiety about things happening to him, but if i’m tripping, i can’t even go…