ayecaptain
AyeCaptain
ayecaptain

WOW THANKS THAT'S A WHOLE LOT EASIER THAN HOLDING SHIFT

GREGG, STOP MAKING PEOPLE THINK ITS COOL. STOP. NEXT THING WE KNOW HIPSTERS WILL BE SENDING TELEGRAMS. STOP.

This bride is delusional if she thinks any of these friends give a shit in the first place.

As someone who lives quite literally five minutes from a poker room/horse track, I've played my share of 3/6 and 4/8 Holdem—although in the interest of full disclosure I haven't played in about two years, and haven't played "regularly" since I became a father over 10 years ago. That said, when I was a "regular" and

What happens on tour stays on tour.

Go fuck yourself. Get out of here with this shit.

OH NOW THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE!! (/sarcasm)

It would be funny as shit if they responded to you.

Well, she does have a great bi- … No. No. This isn't a fun running joke at all. It's dumb. I refuse to participate. Fuck this right in the pussy.

Not surprised to see that his base is so...free.

Witnesses are not optimistic that he will learn from this incident, as he has obviously been cut before.

haha what the fuck are you even on about you goddamned turdeater

Imagine if the NBA added 30 expansion teams over the next two years, and then sent out a favored reporter to lecture

Like most things in the life, the second one needs more Yakety Sax.

Now playing

"You are probably not going to see anyone as drunk as the guy featured in this report"