Thanks for that link. Best wiki page I have read in ages. I especially like how the staff referred to one of only two sled speeds as "Death Awaits."

Gawker Media is changing its policy towards VICE as VICE media will soon be acquiring Gawker so that it can get its hands on Gawker's crown jewel, KINJA.

This is an absolutely dreadful story. I hope the remaining children have a chance to grow up together in a perfectly loving home.

Ok, did he shit his pants at the beginning, middle or end of his shift? No matter what, you've got to admire his commitment to his craft.

Great piece. Really enjoyed reading this.

What do you mean accidentally, Greg?

Highlight goal of the year in a terrible fucking season for the Sens.

Fan scales the glass? Obligatory.

Easy:

No. No it is not. People (Lots of women play rugby, too) who go for the big hit and try and try and lay someone out in rugby usually don't have very long rugby careers. I know. I'm in my 4th decade of playing rugby...and we have many ways of self policing assholes out of the game.

Al Sharpton called. He'd like you to stand next to him at the next press conference / demonstration / boycott /perp walk or white guilt opportunity.

Puck buddy?

Buffalo bartender: "Hey Billy, pull up a stool and let me buy you a beer. But first, you gotta tell all the guys how you took on the the whole buffalo sabres team one night. "

I'm a big fan of hockey and have always enjoyed the great skill of the game. I have also loved watching the non-arranged dustups. But in the past few years I have become less a fan of fighting because of how much damage the top fighters can inflict on each other.

You'd be guessing wrong, Friendo.

.. and David Frum.

You are so right about our National coffee. It's mostly sludge. But infinitely better than the Dunkin Donuts coffee catastrophe of yours. I know, that is not saying much.

Oddly enough, Rotten Ronalds in Russia was actually launched by McDonalds Canada.

I never understood why The Hip didn't make it in the US. I mean, I at least figured they'd get a lot of air play for "New Orleans is Sinking" when shit went down with Katrina.

...actually, we've been meaning to apologize to you guys about Nickleback. Umm.. and Loverboy. Uhh.. and sorry if you guys occasionally pick up Don Cherry on the CBC feed.