It would have to be Republican donors slaughtered at an NRA meeting by NRA members wearing Tea Party Ribbons in order to stand any chance of making a difference to gun laws. Even then, only maybe.

Cream of wheat = sweet (sugar, nutella, peanut butter etc.)

Sugar goes in a lot of things, grits is not one of those things.

Nah. Sugar and grits don’t go together. People who put sugar on grits are the people responsible for Jeff Sessions, Paul Ryan, Betsy Devos, and Mike Pence. People who put sugar on grits are theresin why Stacey Dash, Omarosa. David Clarke and Paid Dennard exist. You aren’t going to heaven. The devil doesn’t even want…

We lived in NYC until I was 10. We ate cream of wheat, oatmeal, and grits. Oatmeal and cream of wheat got butter, sugar, and milk.

LIES!

I miss Cream of Wheat. I gave it up when I went full clean eating, but I used to love it as a kid. Then again, my West Indian dad used to make them for me with love. :)

Grits, like many grains and starches, are actually just a cheese and butter delivery vector. Lots of cracked pepper is also good. Save the sugar for dessert.

Melania should start by walking into Donald’s bathroom and saying “Put the phone down”.

This adds to my theory that you never get into a fight with the biggest or the smallest guy in the bar. The big dude might not know how to fight but he’s got the numbers behind him and can probably land a haymaker that’ll lay you out, but the little dude has been scrapping since third grade and will fuck your shit up.

They all have the face of when you just want to eat and your grandpa’s friend is being super extra with blessing.

Don’t mind me being a pervert right now.

Summer 2018? Folk, she said she gunning for the Aussie. That’s in January. The chief don’t run and neither does the queen.

Gross... but my stomach contents remain in place. i have a high tolerance for these stories. My chef instructors prepared me well, with horror stories from the industry (newbie fuck-ups galore!)

In my personal experience at the intersection of “hipster foodie trends” and “po’ folk ingenuity”, and from spending time…

I always bring store bought and I can cook(hate to though) and is anally clean and paranoid about food borne illness.

I think there is something to be said for hyper-nationalism that is unsettling. I’m a veteran and I don’t understand the idol worship of the American Flag. I fully grasp the symbolism just not the idolatry.

Crazy how as Americans we can become uncomfortable when we start to see too many American flags.

That’s because it’s easier to hide your racism underneath patriotism. There’s this false belief that if I’m a patriot, I can’t possibly be a racist.

12. A letter from your landlord/property management company. It will never be “Hey, we’re lowering your rent” but it’s going up or some other kind of shenanigans.

Throw a gun in there and you have a full on gang bang