**suspicious side-eye emoji**

You forgot “the heaux that never gets cold”.

I’m a millennial who grew up with real hip hop and I still love this song. I hate Mask Off and all other blubber rapsinging, but Bodak Yellow is awesome.

Yeah, this is something I love about the show too. The writing is so good and doesn’t spoonfeed the audience. I shouldn’t have taken the scene at such face value (oh, crap. I honestly didn’t mean to make a pun there)

But that seems to always be Issa’s problem - foresight. If she can’t think 3-5 minutes into the future of what the outcome of a blowjob is and what to do when someone explicitly says “I’M COMING!”, how the fuck is she going to get the rest of her affairs in order?

I don’t know about all that. I first thought his company would steal his app and push him to the side but then come to find out he isn’t that good (really no shocker for a underachiever like him) and he’s that diversity hire. I really think she’s just that type to doggedly pursue a guy like him. She can be in charge…

I don’t like Aparna either. She is going to use him to move up at work. Use his brain for her app. Claim the work for it. He is so busy trying to be a good guy he will let it happen, but he will stay mad at Issa.

She did invite herself to the party. Now, Lawrence is a dummy for going along with it, but that, plus her telling their coworkers that they were “hanging out” when everyone knew what was up, makes me question her motives a bit.

Even if the relationship is open, something is not right. Open relationships have rules. A quickie in the bathroom while your wife is sitting at a table with a bunch of your friends breaks most people’s rules. Having a relationship with a lifelong friend who also knows your wife is usually a no-no.

But Daniel saying “now we’re even,” no matter how lightly he meant it, confirmed a niggling suspicion she had: That he did, indeed, see sliming her face as a show of disrespect/power/revenge, even if he didn’t do it completely on purpose.

Car wrecked, rent going up, gang members in her apartment complex, love life in tatters, work life is at a non profit, harsh words with her best friend...

Ok.

They really seem to old to be making these college level mistakes.

I get so frustrated with “conversations” that lead no where. We are the motherfuckers who committed genocide against people we called savages in order to JUSTIFY the killing; we are the motherfuckers who continued slavery after accepting as religious doctrine a document that says “all men are created equal;” we are…

Pictured Below: The Arc of “Brandi” Submitting this Letter

Even before I saw this image, I listened to the song and I thought oh, She’s going to make white women’s powered lipton iced tea. ok.

The permanent caption to that pic needs to be Yesha’s guacamole tweet. Perfection.

Taylor Swift is the musical equivalent of Fireball Whiskey...popular..artificially sweet..terrible.

This is a consistent argument with my partner, and i have now just figured out to win.

This was great. Thanks for taking the time to share.