Damon made this whole damn article so everyone would be impressed with his water resistant watch. We’re on to you Damon. We’re on to you.

It’s ungodly

The problem is that pre-rinsing dishes is inefficient, redundant, and fucking stupid. The only notable different between pre-rinsing a dish and just washing it is that with the pre-rinse no soap is used.

This is especially true if you’ve got some sauce on your plate. You pre-rinse to get the excess crap off your plate. If you just take a sponge to a plate with spaghetti sauce or ketchup or whatever on it, then you have to waste more time cleaning the sponge, otherwise it’s gonna have sauce on it. That means you…

You trolling us. This was all just an excuse to show off that watch (which is absolute fire btw).

If you’re doing it right, washing the dishes should take longer than prerinsing. Pre-rinsing is a step even when you’re regular washing the dishes too. At least at my house (and why I highly prefer disposable plates when I’m not eating at my house.)

We’ve seen y’alls women. Ain’t no grits in New York. #MoreShotsFired

Every Black character in Forrest Gump:

Money and his selection of victims.

The issue is probably not that R. Kelly fans need to be convinced to give a shit about black girls (though there’s probably at lest a few who truly do not give a shit about black girls)—rather, R. Kelly fans need to be convinced that listening to R. Kelly’s music ipso facto means they do not care about black girls.…

I’ve longed for this day.

IT’S NOT OUR EVIL THAT’S THE PROBLEM!

For real. I honestly don’t think kids owe their parents much, if anything. Why on earth would you bring a child into the world, and then vote AGAINST that child’s best interests, and still expect your child to accommodate you? Being the bigger person is great and all, but that doesn’t mean you have to sit there and…

I know it’s not shocking, but it’s heartbreaking to hear someone talk about how their own mother chose whiteness over their children. And wanting to take you to a step-family’s Thanksgiving? Just gross.

Unsolicited advice from someone who survived a very necessary estrangement from her own mother: beware of anyone who attempts to convince you that you should be able to look past this. I wish someone had told me 20 years ago that “blood is not thicker than safety.” Thank you and good luck.

For obvious reasons this has got to be the most fallacious and stupid argument I’ve ever heard. Because he didn’t know about it before, finding about it now means that he can’t disapprove of it? I mean, if my wife had been cheating on me for the past two years am I not allowed to be outraged if I just found out about…

I feel like you read a different article. His is overarching tone is “holy crap, look at this ridiculous shit I just found,” not “I am outraged and must be appeased by blood and destruction!”

Yeah, this one needs to stay up because nothing, and I mean nothing, better captures white music than this statue. It’s all there.. overlord white man triumphantly self-satisfied with his own negro playing songs to make mighty white man feel better yes, but mostly to make mighty white man reel in hard owned money…

If only this were true. 60 years ago, with the passing of the Civil Rights Act, white America was told to back up. The way things were, were terrible. An embarrassment that we could cling to so many injustices that are now going to be righted. It was a New World and so many, white and black, loved it because maybe now…