40-0 will be the new 28-3.

People who don’t play tennis simply do not understand the amount of evil that is contained within a bad racquet. When you find one, destroying it is the responsible thing to do*.

Tying payout to graduation just reifies the issue we have right now: the kids are poor now. Knowing you’re going to get a bunch of money in 4 years isn’t worth very much at all when you’re on a ramen-only diet while playing for a coach making $7m. If you’re going to tie it to graduation rate, have a periodic payment,…

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But his arm strength!!!

Except the Patriots have won consistently under Belichick even *without* Brady. I hate them both, but they really both do deserve credit for the Patriots’ successful cheating over all these years.

when the Eagles responded later on a 4th and goal before halftime by throwing a trick pass to THEIR QB Foles for a touchdown, that HAD to be the greatest Troll Play in NFL history.

Bucky Gleason has already announced that he thinks Peterman should be the starter next year. On a related note, Bucky Gleason should be thrown into a volcano.

Shoulda been you Richie Incognito.

a lot of what she does would be considered purely cosmetic, meaning insurance wouldn’t touch it, but the difference for people can be life-changing. I mean if you think the average person could afford this cost out of pocket, you’re kidding yourself. this is not just about low-income people, and our medical situation…

If Lee’s videos featured any type of critical, non-elective care, I would be in this camp with you. I don’t think offering low-cost organ transplants in exchange for being featured on social media, for example, should ever be the concept of an account. But the treatments Lee films don’t tend to be ones that “people…

It feels wrong to me, but at the same time, if we banned the practice people that can’t afford these procedures just wouldn’t be able to get them at all, and I don’t know if that’s really better...

All Day I Dream About Sanctions

He didn’t bring his wallet but fortunately he had a couple singles.

Can I get a Deadspin HoF ballot for Dale Hansen and only Dale Hansen?

It is so weird to me that people don’t see government jobs as jobs.

That headline was clever. Zygote the joke.

But tipped employees also have to share with the bussers, right? They also have to tip the bartender and anyone else that helped them in service. And how many days of paid vacation do they get per year. How much medical care coverage is offered with the job? What holidays and personal days do they get and is there…

Hey, it’s a proven scientific anecdote that if you give a poor working person more money they won’t spend it, they will just horde it or use it to invest in bitcoin. That’s the problem with poor people. They save all their money instead of giving it to rich people.

Because who doesn’t love getting metal things tangled in your pubes, and then adding sand and water (preferably salt water)!