Oh well, lets make him university president then since she might not be scarred for life according to someone who went to medical school at internet college.

His victim will serve a life sentence of depression and anxiety.

As anyone who has cared for a small child knows, those little buggers can move like the wind. If the parents are unable to move swiftly and correctly, disaster can result. Have some family members who have low IQs, I have seen how slowly they can react to mishaps. One stood staring at her child after he fell off a…

Ah man. The big baseball scene in Parenthood. It’s not the swelling, triumphant crying after he catches it. It’s when the ball is hit and Steve Martin goes “oh shit.” I can’t even watch it. His poor little dude is out there, panicking, and he can’t help him. He can’t help him catch it, and he can’t protect him from…

Rudy, and I’m not even catholic, or give a shit about college football. I hate myself for sharing this, and now I’m going to cry.

Mr Holland’s Opus, saw it as a Senior in HS.

The windows weren’t too dark to see a black lady driving a nice car.

I have to wonder if Barson drove that road a lot and knew how short the crossing light was and so was anticipating getting the green and thus not slowing down. Based on her speed I’m willing to bet that this isn’t the first time she pulled that stunt either, it’s just the first time there were consequences.

The Altima didn’t have right of way for that left though with Venus going straight from the opposite side. It did seem like she sort of stopped and waited and almost invited it to turn in front of her (maybe it began its turn with the intent to complete it just after she cleared so that it would be sure to make the…

But they didn’t enter it lawfully. In most states, after a light changes green, the intersection has to be clear of traffic before it can be legally entered.

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?

I don’t know if the shot clock will always benefit TV viewing. When Nadal begins his serving routine it’s comforting to know that I have time to go make a sandwich without worrying about missing a point.

“Perverted Little Tarts” sounds like a perfect name for a Williamsburg bakery that only makes anatomically correct baked goods.

Side note: I have always thought the NFL should do away with divisions too. If you’re in the NFC, just play every other NFC team once and play one game against a team from the AFC. Best 6 teams from each conference make the playoffs. This would do away with the yearly “easy division” vs “hard division” and “easy…

The cover she does of that Marylin Manson song is pretty good. I think she has the potential to really go places.

The police say she’s at fault in the accident because she violated the other driver’s right of way, but they couldn’t be bothered to issue her a citation or ticket. That hardly sounds like the open and shut case you think it is.

Everything I’ve read makes it look and sound like Venus should not have been found at fault. She was hit by the other driver as she was attempting to clear the intersection from the previous light cycle. No one (from what I have seen) has disputed that she entered the intersection while she had a green light, and that…

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Good! That guy is an idiot. I say this as a Jewish American, the leeway that orthodox sects and Hasidim are given in secular situations is beyond ridiculous.

I’m sorry, but burning one million quid isn’t a prank, and it isn’t performance art. It is white privilege at its most disgusting. I never thought I’d say it, but these guys are now more contemptible than women who trash their wedding dresses.