I heard “feed me.” Like the plant musical.

They’ll be volleying for the top comment, I’m certain.

Luckily for the Bills, franchise quarterbacks are a dime a dozen and they should have no problems picking one up late in the draft.

I AM SO READY FOR THIS! These movies have been so good, like I’m rooting for Ceasar good.

But why now? Why This Sperm?

Honestly wish she would do the world a favor and go to Somalia were we will never hear from her again

Oprah is a shameless opportunist and it is about time she was called out for it. She preys on society’s most vulnerable members and feeds them consumerist pablum as way to ‘fix’ their problems.

Also - all the outfits shown are pretty bad. Not going to lie.

Autoplay is always a startling and obnoxious thing when multiple tabs are open. Always takes me a second to find the right one.

PREACH

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

Why is 2016 leaving all of the shitlords alone? I mean, I’m not wishing anyone any physical ill, but FFS.

Christalmighty, could this year GET any worse?? No no no no, forget I said that, I don’t want to jinx us all...

I would like to reload a saved game from 11/7/16, please.

Things are gonna slide. Slide in all directions. Won’t be nothing... won’t be nothing you can measure anymore.

Damn

You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.

Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

I am just broken. I am hollowed out. This week. This year. Bowie. Prince. Now Leonard Cohen.

Yeah, Tori is irresponsible and should not be having more children and her husband is a snake, but her parents failed her by raising her to be helpless and not self-sufficient. It is unfair to do that and then pull the support away for displeasing you.