I don’t know if the football season would be missed. Hockey, now, you’re talking a riot.

Stop with the auto play ads! Please! I can’t surf Jezebel at work any more cause the damn ads play by themselves.

Where is Tweet Beat? Why is it and DB so irregular lately? My life is pretty much scheduled around these things and I feel all off-balance.

That article mentions the date of the alleged sexual assault being 1994. Is it a coincidence that Ivanka was 13 at the time? The same age of the woman accusing Trump. I don’t know but here’s a picture of Trump.

And now I’m going to go back to being a 37 year old adult and pretend I don’t know this.

seriously, why can’t we have Tweet Beat and Open Threads?! POR QUE NO LOS DOS?!!

i miss tweet beat!

Ever since the news of this break-up gained steam this week, all I can hear in my head is “We Belong Together”. Also, my 10th wedding anniversary is imminent...so IDK if it’s because of that or that I’m feeling some sort of way for Mariah.

Arpad wants the kid to stay put in NYC, so now a judge will decide ... possibly creating a real-life “Sophie’s Choice” for Uma.

Does the word “amnesty” used in this case bother anyone else? The wording to me suggests that “well, you did something wrong but we’re willing to move past it.” That is not a good sentiment to express when referring to a sexual assault.

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I don’t see anything shiny. Just paint on the legs.

if the church didn’t have to pay all their legal bills then maybe they wouldn’t have to fundraise to “help homeless children”. Is anyone else grossed out that this is a thing? - Recovered catholic school graduate

Unfunny Masshole James tries too hard with Twitter jokes. Not one laugh, cancel his Kinja. Shame!

Believe me Leo’s appeal is a mystery to me. They are both from that period in the late 90s and early 200os where we all thought leading men shouldn’t have looks or charisma. And even attractive ones had to tone their looks down.

Mental health workers get paid much less, have probably just as little training, and if they were caught defending themselves from an attack they would be fired and possibly have charges pressed against them.

It’s because she’s a woman. They just can’t say it out loud. So they pretend it’s because she’s a liar, untrustworthy, corrupt, forced her husband to sexually assault women, created ISIS, or [insert other psychotic babble that Politico + Snopes have both already debunked here].

I’ve just given up on men’s facial hair altogether, in any generation younger than mine. They all look like this, and initially in the ‘90s I thought it would be a fad, and it keeps not going away. It’s terrible.

To each his/her own, but... no.

It seems like NOW wanting to be in the news has a lot to do with advocating for women’s rights. Wild, I know.