There’s always someone on posts like this talking about thrifty (i.e. superior) they were at their wedding but I’ve got you all beat: not getting married saves SO much money!

If they ever wind up as fighter pilots their call signs will be “Dave” and “Pete”

Well, at least you’re not making any assumptions or stereotypes there with no basis in fact.

This whole affair really, really bugs you, does it not?

If getting your fingerprints for a background check is hard for you, then I sure as shit wouldn't want you as an employee. They have places that do it electronically now and it takes 10 minutes with an appointment.

No it’s not. It is exactly the same. You get a job with Uber or Lyft because you want/need extra money. After our son was born, my wife wanted to quit her job and stay home with him but our budget didn’t allow it. The daycare idea was perfect. It didn’t pay as much, but it covered the difference between what she would…

It’s a bogus argument that it’s a pain to get a fingerprint background check.

C’mon GAP, get it together, it’s not rocket science!

That sounds like a great mothers day card. ARE THERE ‘CAT MOM’ CARD?! SHOULD WE BE MAKING MONEY OF THIS?!

I get the general icks from anything to do with reporting on this issue. This is a private medical situation for Ms. Spears, and it is none of our business, ESPECIALLY since she has not complained or tried to change the situation.

Exactly! It’s actually kinda sad that people don’t understand displacement.

Wait, it’s not “bay”? Uh! *just get off my lawn*

The thing is — this video will come as no surprise to any woman, but it obviously comes as a surprise to many men. They don’t have to worry or care about online harassment because their voices are the majority. Spaces are theirs to own.

he’s not dead... he just went back to his home planet. I blame Trump.

I'm still grieving Leonard Nimoy, whom I mourned more than members of my own family.

Shit like that is why I got rid of FB. I’m on a sanity watchers plan, and I only have so many points per day!

I think it’s both plus a desperate desire to believe that we can’t possibly live in a world where 20 kindergarteners are murdered for no reason.

Nuke Laloosh would have announced his presence with authority.

As an atheist who is very much against all the laws that exist based on religious belief...I feel like the Church of Satan does satirical protest right, and these guys are just annoying (and not a little misogynist.... “heaven has a stripper factory”? ughhhhhh)

Love the “Filed to” on this. Also I just finally saw Spy and now I will watch her in anything. There were parts I had to rewind because I was laughing so hard I missed some of it!