So like a pregnancy announcement is the thing “Soon 2 be Unveiled”? Or is Unveiled the name of an album? Admit I’m not up on my Miley news. But if pregnancy is involved, I gotta hand it to the girl for her cheekiness in wearing the Planned Parenthood pin in that photo. Perfect!

Governor, Fuck You

And having to spit.

Boop!

Paris really is beautiful. Those eyes. I really hope that she stays healthy and happy.

No. No there is not. #carbonara4lyfe

Earnest, sure, but also dumber than a sack of hammers hanging from a doorknob attached to a fencepost.

I normally enjoy reading Angry Asian Man, but I don't feel like he understood who the butt of the joke of that poem is supposed to be. When I first read that poem I was 95% certain it was mocking the practice of white urbanites/hipster/foodie types Columbusing ethnic cuisines to feel culturally superior. I feel like…

Despite his comments about at least two of his daughters (Tiffany here, the comments about Ivanka saying “If she weren’t my daughter...”), I actually don’t think he wants to have sex with his own children. Rather, I think he believes that the highest compliment you can give a woman is to call her fuckable. Which leads…

Also, just like a bunch of millenials to not recognize the opportunity to have some art that Delia Deetz from Beetlejuice would have killed for.

I don’t think the ultra-Orthodox Jews who refuse to sit next to women on airplanes (as in the linked article) have much in common with the modern Orthodox synagogue this woman belongs to. Not that mainstream Orthodox Judaism doesn’t have its gender issues, but still.

This was my main takeaway from this, honestly. Why is this issue more than three times the price? Does it come with Tom Hiddleston’s phone number?

True story: my distant relatives sued the Wright Brothers over some of their patents violating patents submitted by my family member. Alexander Graham Bell got involved in the matter as well.

Well natural and homeopathic are two totally different things. ‘Natural’ medicine can be extremely harmful because it’s not regulated in any way and nobody knows what exactly the components of it do. Homeopathic medicine is probably not going to hurt you because the entire theory behind homeopathic medicine is to…

Chiropracty is licensed in many states and is covered under traditional health insurance too, that doesn’t mean it’s anything other than a massage at best or something that can harm you badly or kill you at worst.

I hate the idea that those of us who want natural childbirth are crazy naturopaths. I love medicine and science and I know that if I undergo major surgery that isn’t really necessary, I open myself up to a greater risk of infection. Childbirth isn’t something we need medical interventions for in MOST cases. Obviously…

I don’t know about criminal charges, but their other children need to be taken away. These white people get to keep their children, meanwhile Native American families have an uphill battle getting theirs back from white foster parents who never had the option to adopt. FFS.

I’m going to just repost what I said yesterday over on Gawker’s article. I’ve highlighted the part that any anti-vaxxer reading this should pay close attention to.

I love emeralds, but they aren’t a good idea for an everyday piece of jewelry, especially a ring. Emeralds are really soft and may crack easily. Swank doesn’t work with her hands, obviously, but emeralds really are that fragile. Especially a sizable one.

As the adorable anchor of Sports Night (OMG the best show cancelled way to soon) he would know!