Did you guys like, go to a fancy restaurant and sing in parade, or what.

Did you know a group of owls is called a "mind your fucking business or I'll end you?"

Honeydew is freaking awesome. The reason it always gets left on the fruit platter is because the catering companies always get these half-ripe melons that are mostly rind. I don't know why they do that.

Good job, troops. We pulled Filthy Fanfiction into the lead at the last minute! Probably won't beat free porn, but we can all rest in knowing that filthy fanfiction is in itself a genre of free porn. Well done, all.

It didn't shock me she grew up Mormon, which has a particularly racist past as a religion. I imagine that had something to do with her ignorance.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE! WE ARE AT DOUCHECON FIVE!

Does Christine de Pizan count? The Book of the City of Ladies, 1405.

I'm beginning to think Jaden is the reincarnation of Buddha's slower younger brother, Gary.

That's not true. Pets get vaccinations.

Ever After is still my number one Cinderella re-telling.

I suspect that the couple is going to use the videographer to steal vows from another couple.

This has been my favourite internet pissing contest to date. Hat tipped to all involved.

Lol. It's written twenty times on the wall behind Meryl, too. Not hard to miss.

I'm never Grammar Cop, but shouldn't it be 'someone STOLE Lupita's dress'? She was robbed, the dress was stolen.

Keep an eye out for LiLo's new pearl earring line. It will be a limited release of about 3,000 pairs.

Does anyone really believe Universal didn't make Jamie and Dakota sign a contract for all 3 films? The idea that he could "opt out" of sequels is preposterous.

This will be another Terri Schiavo situation. Which is why it is so very important for everyone, as soon as they are legal adults, to have a living will. Seriously, it may sound morbid and you don't want to think about it because you think you are going to live a long time, but you never know what will happen. I am 28…

Nah. Fuck 'em.

Sure, when RBG is tipsy at a work function, she's "living her best life," but when I do it, I'm "on my second strike."

Team Cat Heaquarters Here,