Cumberbritches!

The Patriots get caught cheating and Deadspin writes 20 articles about how awful everyone else is.

I'm enjoying this as much as the next guy who hates the NFL and especially Roger Goodell. But the talking point that the Pats would still have won easily if the balls had been inflated properly? The truth is: we don't know. Tell me: how many homers would Bonds have hit without 'roid? Certainly not 73. Maybe 65? 53?…

so cheating is okay now?

That was my first thought. My second thought was that someone wrote that for him.

For years I have wanted Comedy Central to roast me. They said only if I provided them w/ more material so for a year now I have worked hard

Victorian Sex Ghost is the best description of Brand I've ever read.

This is great, and such a strong show of solidarity for the death of 17 people by a handful of extremists. Terrorism should not be taken lightly. Now, when do we think all the politicians will start marching in Africa, where like 2000 people were recently slaughtered in Nigeria by Boko Haram? I'm thinking that…

I didn't say it's awful and terrible and I hate everybody! Even the Mean Girls themselves weren't really bad, after all. I just find the whole "thirsty" thing offputting and also that word, for me, falls into the the same oddly-squirm-inducing category as "moist" and "fleshy." And I keep reading for you, Pinkham,…

This will probably remain in the greys which is a shame but I will type it anyway as it needs to be said. Rape should not be handled by any local police forces, it should be a federal crime. The FBI should be the one investigating rape cases for the following reason:

1) The FBI has access to better quality labs, which…

Pro Era? Chance the Rapper? Joey Bada$$?

I scrolled through the comments waiting for this. It makes me cringe when I read it or hear it.

No Mark, the worst story I ever read was that horrible movie you tricked your poor partner into going to with you. Your lucky he doesn't smother you in your sleep. It must be love.

Property Brothers sandwich, am I right? I refuse to be wrong.

I'm really hoping that like, only one of the three gets married, and the other two have non-marriage-related good things happen for them.

They lead the executive branch of my heart.

I blame Oprah for two of TV's biggest quacks and charlatans: Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz.

After watching the trailer for this movie, I'm confident in saying that the cancellation of it's release is not at all a loss.

I can't buy the "limited resources" argument anymore. They have actual army tanks now. Seems like they have plenty of resources.

Torch, I love you, but this is a stupid fucking rant.