Break it up, break it up, break it up - break down!

My roommate broker her nose by walking into a freshman. Had to have surgery because it worsened her deviated septum and she couldn’t breathe.

Personally, I thought it was pretty damn interesting that without the Alternative Minimum Tax, Trump would have paid a tax rate of just under 4%. And guess who is doing his bestest to get rid of the AMT? Yes, the President of the United States is trying to give himself a 25% tax cut.

I don’t know how I know this, and whether or not I should be embarrassed that I do, but the tattoos on Angelina’s arm are the exact GPS coordinates of where (and maybe when?) each of her children were born.  Unless that new back piece covered them up somehow.

I honestly can’t imagine why anyone would trade for Romo. He can’t play. He’s glass. He’d probably be injured during the pre-season and not able to play more than a couple of games. What I would do is hire him as a quarterback coach on a team like the Rams, who have a really young but talented QB who isn’t cutting…

Anybody who has not seen the John Sayles movie Matewan should immediately go and and watch it - it’s available to stream online. The cast is amazing - Chris Cooper, Kevin Tighe, and James Earl Jones (“They calls me Few Clothes”). If you can watch that movie and not become a union supporter, you weren’t paying…

And may I suggest:

I do understand where you’re coming from, but since there is such an absolute time limit on how long this will go on, it doesn’t bother me. He’ll do what he can to make her happy for the rest of her life, because he knows that “the rest of her life” is going to be relatively short. And it’s not like he gives up…

She gave a great deal of money to support art and artists, and her life’s dream was to be part of that world. That’s what made her happy. And in the words of my immortal great-aunt: “it hurts you?”

For me, it’s Beasts of the Southern Wild. I will never forget that movie, although I doubt I could watch it again, knowing how it ends.

She had syphilis for God’s sake - her brain was swiss cheese! It’s about how her husband loves her so much that he is willing to do anything to try and make her happy because he knows she’s not to blame for her condition, and she’s not going to live much longer. I thought it was so poignant and brilliant.  

So him making a video featuring hate speech as a “joke” isn’t enough to make you unsubscribe from his channel, but him try to dodge the blame is? Seriously?

“People on the outside,” i.e., non Anti-Semites.

When you have no grandparents, uncles, aunts, or cousins, it’s kind of hard to think anything with the words “Death to All Jews” in is in any way remotely funny. It is not, and will never be funny, to make a joke out of something that cost millions of lives, but almost fucking happened.

Just be aware that if you like to DVR stuff to watch later, you can’t do that with Sling or most of the other streaming services. Even if you have your own DVR, it’s a perk that they just don’t offer.

Steve Bannon looks like Vincent D’Onofrio at the end of Men in Black.

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Most zoos have breeding programs specifically designed to protect zoo populations from becoming inbred. I can remember animals coming to our zoo from Germany, Canada and England as well as other US zoos. They don’t just continually breed the same pairs of animals and their offspring (as you seem to think); they move…

You’re kidding, right? The natural habitats of many of these animals have shrunk to the point where they can barely sustain current populations. If/when these populations die out, that’s it. They’re gone (and yes, I know we lose thousands of species every year). But if we have breeding populations in zoos, then…

So I’m flying out to Dar-es-Saalam to visit my brother, and the flight from London has one stop in Uganda, at Entebbe. We land, and the plane taxis to a stop near the airport. The FAs open the door, and a couple of people disembark using one of those portable staircases, when is then returned to the terminal. But…