I almost couldn’t tell the difference between Rouge One and Force Awakens because THEY’RE THE SAME DAMN MOVIE!!!! They are both just the plot of the original Star Wars with new names for the characters. I love the original trilogy, and have watched each of them numerous times, but once you’ve seen Episode IV, you’ve…

I always swore that if I ever got married, it would be in a dress that was an exact duplicate of the one she wore when she married Bruno Kirby in that movie. There was just something about both the dress and the way she wore it that said “love” to me.

Blades! They are called blades! Shins is also acceptable. And since you didn’t refer to them by their proper name, I knew that the method of consumption you were suggesting must be incorrect. And it is! There is no bleu cheese on that wing!

True, but when you’re driving it definitely feels like a parking lot. 

Every time I hear the lyrics “they paved Paradise and put up a parking lot” I think of Toronto. I once spent about three hours trying to get from the ROM to the Gardiner, and that was the last time I went to Toronto. I’ll have to figure out the park and ride schedule before I go back. I miss it.

Thanks. Yeah, I managed to find an amazing therapist who basically rebuilt me from the ground up. And no one in my family has ever said anything even close to hinting that I was responsible - in fact, they continually told me it wasn’t my fault. But in the midst of a major depression, stuff like that doesn’t always…

Thank you. Yes, I do know that I’m not responsible, I just don’t always remember.

Part of ii is also is that he feels tremendous guilt because she died getting cosmetic surgery that he paid for (and may have encouraged her to have).

Seriously - can you think of anything that eleven men can do that eight women couldn’t do better? I mean really!

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If you’re having trouble cutting the cord, Channel Master has a stand-alone DVR with 1TB of memory for $250…

“Taylor Swift auditioned for Les Misérables and was “extraordinary,” if you believe Eddie Redmayne.”

I was thinking the same thing! There are so many complete and utter asswipes out there still breathing, and we lose David Bowie, Prince, Leonard Cohen, Alan Rickman, and so many more. Unless - think this might be the beginning of the Rapture? That might explain a whole lot...

...and now I’m crying again. Thanks, Obama.

FYI - for Jezzies who have Amazon Prime: if you have not signed up for Amazon Prime Smile, do so! The program makes a donation to the charity of your choice (in my case, my regional PP) every time you order a “qualifying” item. Not sure how many items are “qualifying”, but I do notice that my total number of…

When my nieces were little, one of my Dad’s favorite things to do was go to local fairs, amusement parks, etc. and win them all the toys because no one could guess his age. I think one place finally banned him. He’s 87 now, but still looks like someone in their 70s. I got those genes, and at 51 people think I’m in…

This was where my mind went first. God, we him now more than ever:

I can’t turn on the TV, and this is the first time I’ve been able to even look at any kind of news site. The panic attacks keep rolling over me, and my poor brother had to spend twenty minutes talking me down while he was on his way to a dinner party. I have to keep telling myself that yeah, he won, but you still…

So now that he’s been arrested for violating the terms of his release, he serves the remaining eight years of his sentence, right? RIGHT?!?!? RIIIIGHHHHTT???????

Sorry, but I still think that Storm Reid just looks too young to play Meg. Am I just an old, or is that the age at which young girls get their first kiss and fall in love with their eventual husbands? Personally, I think Amandla Sternberg (Rue from Hunger Games) would be fantastic, and look more like a high…

Not a rumor. Read about in the Guardian here.