I suggest doing oh, say, a modicum of research before assuming you'll have a lousy time. Disney World has changed drastically in that past few years, and if you're willing to at least try and have a good time, you actually can. Try researching FastPass, Animal Kingdom, and the Boardwalk (especially Jellyrolls).

If this is the kind of thing that amuses you, you could have done it for free at Disney.

I believe that Taylor Swifts' inappropriately young paramour is Conor, not Connor.

Couldn't agree more. Are there really a large number of women who find popping tendons and visible veins all that attractive?

I have to admit to feeling a slight lightening of the heart as well.

Honestly, I don't drink, I just report. I will now report preferring the Grand Marnier slushie is heresy, punishable by burning at the stake over a fire started with a bottle of Grey Goose.

But I still love the fact that HuffPo is showing Obama with 312 electoral votes to Romney's 192, with a margin of error of 45%.

I never, ever, watch baseball and even I know that you win the pennant when you win the AL or NL league playoff, not the divisional playoff.

I think the one thing that would really bring the situation to a head is if an elite player was injured due to the replacement ref's inability to control the game. Hopefully, that won't happen, but if the escalating violence of the past two weeks is any indication, it might. The truth is that if a team loses a star…

Relax, you can still get completely shitfaced drinking around the world at Epcot. Mexico has a tequila bar, and I'm told the Orange Grand Marnier slushies in France are to die for.

Ummm....never mind (bitch). (don't be mad - let me know if you don't get the reference)

Go watch Cold Comfort Farm. There's a Delphine in it who you will never forget.

I get what you're saying, but again - if you're raising money for screenings, say that. And yeah, Komen sucks.

So we'll just agree to agree, then?

I was talking more about the continued use of the "awareness" campaigns, more than the origins. I really don't get why they still use the term. If you're raising money for research, call it that. If you're raising money to help support patients, call it that. By now, every one is "aware" of breast cancer.

Personally, I am easily grossed out, so the glance I had at the picture was more than enough for me. Birth may beautiful, but it's also extremely messy.

+1

I truly don't understand the whole thing about "breast cancer awareness." If there really are woman out there who are completely unaware of breast cancer, a bedazzled pink cell phone case really isn't going to do anything to help.

And yet, somehow, "BLEEDING JESUS!" seems more appropriate as a way to welcome one's menses.

...and could sing that well.