Can I have a pair, please?

Oh, I thought it was ugly alright - in more ways than one. Also, I'm not sure if you're familiar with Day of the Dead stuff, but it tends towards skeletons and skulls, sometimes decorated with flowers and patterns. I have literally never seen any Day of the Dead stuff that is half dead/half alive. The whole idea…

I took one look at it and knew what it was instantly. I didn't even know it was Chris Brown's neck. I was scrolling down a page of news stories, and I saw the pic before I saw the headline. And I said "who the fuck got a tattoo of a battered woman on their neck?"

And we have a winner!!!

I'm an artist and this is art. Pile of rotten tomatoes with a lamp in the middle.

It took me all of ten minutes to find these pictures, from a variety of sites.

Thanks for the pic. I agree - it's not only ugly, but totally tasteless as well. How he keeps getting away with this crap is beyond me.

Any plus size shoppers who do not at least check out JC Penney are doing themselves a disservice. Their clothes have improved 300%, and the prices are great. I got a cute but grownup Liz Claiborne cotton twill sleeveless shirtdress for $45, another great Liz blouse for $25, and a bunch of other things at great…

The description I read of the tattoo says that it is a female face partially covered in different flora and fauna, but so far I haven't seen a close up of it. Because to me, yeah, it looks like a battered woman's face.

Have you seen a young Sean in Stormy Monday with Sting and Melanie Griffith? Beautiful does not begin to describe...

The number one cause of death for expectant fathers is heart disease. The number one cause of death for expectant mothers is murder, usually by the baby's father. You really think men and women are equal victims of domestic violence? You need to do a little research. And if by "most domestic violence is…

Not before I stick it out at James Franco!!!!!!

Can I just say thank you, Lindy, for bringing a little bit of Oz into my life today. I saw the preview for that James Franco POS last night, and I'm like, L. Frank Baum wrote 14 great books about Oz, and this is the crap they put on the screen? And made even crappier with the addition of James Franco!??!!

Some days, it pays to search the internet. It's not quite as large, mind you, but...:

I was thinking the same thing. Bravo, and finally!

I don't think the agency will have to do anything. Once these pictures go viral, no one will hire them.

Only if they both shave. Dealbreaker.

You are now the God of my idolatry. Thank you for being outraged, eloquent, and grammatically correct.

The squeaking definitely got to me, too. Although my cat looked over at one point and was thoroughly unimpressed.

You're right, Will Wheaton. It won't be pretty.