Leo takes a look at an FMV game, and I suddenly want to play an FMV game. Literally the first time in my likfe I’ve actually had that feeling.

This thing was the fucking best. Joke’s on the gamestop employee who laughed at me for buying the famicom edition new when it was released.

Gotcha covered

Probably not? I don’t think they’ve been supporting Mario Kart 8 on Wii U with any patches or anything recently, so it doesn’t seem likely they’d go in and do it now.

Yeah, I don’t think they are in a position to be that desperate with the Switch.

Came to say the same thing.

That backpack is dope.

I’m contacting my bank and disputing the charge for this game from six months ago. If I wanted wheels in my games, then I would be playing Euro Truck Simulator 2.

Exciting is relative. I think Any% has some wild stuff. There’s a ton of really great stasis launches and the boss strategies are very impressive. It’s not glitch heavy but does a very good job of showing how the game’s various systems interact with drastic results.

Nice. You could do a killer Old Man Mario I bet

Current All Shrines record is listed at 10:23:30.

I came in assuming that this was going to be an “all shrines” run instead and was fully prepared to write a snarky comment about how they didn’t get ALL of the korok seeds...but no, this is crazy. I am honestly more interested in an all shrines run and how long THAT would take.

I’m down for that! (That’s me as Old Man Logan).

To be fair, I think I vaguely remember some references to cryogenics in HZD. I wouldn’t be surprised by either version of events, Faro cloning himself, or some kind of Mr. House life-extension technology. I think it would be a lot more meaningful if the real, original Ted were still alive to hold accountable.

That Prop work on Doc Ock. Holy shit.

Not frozen, continually cloned over and over again. Each clone teaches the next generation. After almost a thousand years, Ted Faro the 5oth is probably bat shit crazy and the only person left from the old world.

Yeah, we’re definitely going to be following Sylens to Thebes and find Ted. I don’t know if they will do that all in the DLC or in a sequel, but it definitely seems like Sylens is looking for Thebes, whether he knows it or not.

So am I the only one who thinks that Ted Faro had himself cryogenically frozen so that he could check up on how things were going in the revived earth? And then he didn’t like what he saw, so he sent out the signal that fucked up Gaia and the shackled sub-AIs?

Damn that Blade cosplay makes me wish we could get at least one more Marvel Blade movie with Snipes before he’s too old to be that character anymore.