Mine is shampoo. It’s always hawking me for a discount on the shampoo I buy from Amazon. It’s more than once a week. I don’t even go through a bottle that fast.

Not if she’s going to continue to try to sell me things the very second I wake up. She’s been kicked out of the bedroom already for this. I only allow her to function in the kitchen now.

There is not enough bumper for the Cybertruck to do a PIT maneuver.

You could not be more wrong. I own a small O&G company in Texas. We use solar for all kinds of things in O&G. The only people who only want ICE engines are far right conservatives in the south.

Just for clarity, I own a small O&G company in Texas. Those subsidies only go to the big O&G companies now. Bush Jr. made that happen. Ain’t that some shit?

No. Just no. I already removed all of my Alexa speakers from everywhere except the kitchen because it would pressure me for sales on items I had bought in the past, almost daily. Once even as I was waking up in the morning. That was the day I kicked her out, in fact.

EXACTLY!

The human in this car is malfunctioning for thinking that he could use the crappy feature in this level of visibility.

This was a very good show. I am disappointed with Apple.

Preferably, a thumb of one of your enemies!

[massiveeyeroll.gif]

Word of warning for Dad’s with young kids and “The Road.” This one will gut you.

I take it through the car wash all the time as well.

It does not, I own a F-150 Lightning Lariat edition. It has been through quite a few puddles already. I live in Houston, it rains a lot.

—> RIP (The party, not the people, of course.)

I just demanded a livestream of this idiot doing it.

Yeah, sorry, while my son is away at college, I am NOT paying Disney+ twice. He can VPN to the house, so it looks like he’s at home. IDGAF

Please vote for Colin Allredif you want Texas to be rid of our Ted Cruz problem?

Subpoena the phone, I am pretty sure the original video is on there.

Where are all the Elon apologists now? Where have they gone?