But most importantly, where is Lord Disick?

kesha has dropped the dollar sign. Show some respect.

You're not even close, but it *seems* right.

National Abortion Federation and Women's Medical Fund — 2 orgs that help with funding/access and are incredible! Just in case you were already thinking of making a donation :)

No need to wait until you win the lottery! You can help now! Every bit counts; I'm broke but gave ten bucks!

Rosebud;!;!;!;!

They didn't rewind it? How...unkind.

I dated a girl for a while who loved close cuddling and being held while sleeping, but hated feeling my breath on her. This led to numerous petty fights over me not being able to live without oxygen, while also satisfying her desire to be wrapped in my manly strong man arms.

Honest to god, that was my first thought when I saw the photo - my hair would be in a ponytail so damn fast.

No, no... It's not a replacement. We recommend that you consume both caulk and balls.

I read "Kylie Minogue" as "Charles Mingus" and got very very confused.

You should note that the article itself doesn't rejoice or mourn. It's simply a statement of facts.

cease the NYE imbibing immediately, down some vitamin b complex, and make an appt to talk to my family doctor about those new anti anxiety meds he put me on.

Come to New Orleans, fellas, we will love you!

a place where you go to have no future? we're permanently living the low life?