I'll be your Jazz Fest sister wife!!

Old Spice Swagger makes me want to do incredibly dirty things to anyone wearing it

hell yeah!! I'm just a few blocks away from the country club! pretty sure I was swimming regularly by the beginning of April this year.. so just a few more months.. I jumped in it a bunch during carnival last year but it was more a "hangover cure" than "leisurely dip" ... but you're welcome to come do a polar bear…

what's up New Orleans! I've been down here 5 years, originally from Vermont (right on the Canadian border) - I swear my first winter down here I thought I was going to die. NOTHING is heated, insulated, whatnot, and the humidity makes anything below 50 feel bone chilling. whereas in VT it's awful outside but you spend…

you went to the wrong places & talked to the wrong people, dude. deciding a city is full of people who can't string two sentences together based on you spending a week in shitty bars? are the locals you visited worthless aimless drunks as well? your friend who grew up here - is their family a bunch of uneducated…

I always think people I meet are younger than they are & chalk it up to the humidity.. but maybe I just know pretty people :)
I love this place so much I'll sign up for an account to finally comment on a site I've been lurking on for years...
but I have no argument whatsoever on the smoking. we are truly a bunch of…

a place where you go to have no future? we're permanently living the low life?