I have invited Fivethirtyeight.com data journalist Reuben Fischer-Baum to discuss this spreadsheet and what it may indicate about the sexual prowess of the guy who made it.

She's fucking someone else, bro.

Mark Shrayer is the Ruiner of All Things. Only Mark would write a full article about a thing everyone else said was too terrifying to even Google.

Is it just me, or is Weird Al the thing that is making this week almost somewhat bearable?

Wow. Such fringe. Very curves.

"Not many women can wear denim overalls, strappy Louboutin stilettos, and a Navajo-blanket poncho and get away with it, but Blake Lively can. "

NO ONE gets away with a Navajo-blanket poncho who is not a Navajo.

I had to go for work last week. I stayed at a casino and I got SO depressed. I saw all those glassy-eyed people jamming money into slots, smoking and drinking, and I thought "Damn, this is what is supposed to be fun for adults? Really?" It threw me into a horrible funk. I had to go out by the pool and watch the kids…

I feel sick. Just, that's all I have. Every life lost is sad, but how doubly tragic that so many of these people had so much yet to contribute to saving so many, many others.

"Scientist are already working hard to figure out how the mysterious Siberian hole was formed and we expect an answer pretty soon"

Did it look back?

We got some high-res pictures of at least one of them. Pretty amazing if you ask me. Click to enlarge.

Rob Ford begs to differ.

It sounds cuter that way.

Personally, I like that the top left says "a personalized news stream."

Seriously, she was like, um ok nm then, and he's like BUT WAIT NO HIPPOS BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO COME TO THE #1 CLUB IN AMERICA? BUT NO HIPPOS. BUT WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOINNNNNGGGG??? Lol what a moron.

Question mark?

Somewhere a SyFy channel producer is reading this and getting a terrible idea.

Déjà vu...