Alien oil blob

I adore the fact that our readers have a demonstrable fluency in Food Network reality show casts.

"She tried to blame it on a block of feta she had sitting out on her bed."

Is anyone else pretty sure that they were a terrible roommate? I was the WORST. I would snooze through my alarm for literally 90 minutes ever morning. I barely ever did the dishes. I left my shit everywhere. I WAS THE WORST, I'M SORRY PREVIOUS ROMMATES.

I had a roommate who ended up being a roommate because she was dating another roommate who then moved out and left her behind with us.

She had a problem with alcohol, and several times got trashed and came into my room at three in the morning while I was sleeping, to climb uninvited into my bed with me. Once, I put a…

They finally made an in depth video of how reproduction works.

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."

Tonight on HGTV: From Murder Chamber To Love Nest In Not Time At All

Good luck feng shui—ing your way outta that kinda dwelling baggage.

I believe it's not exactly the Oxford comma issue. Rather, I think it should have been a disjunction (or) rather than a conjunction (and).

it's taller than the statue of liberty.

This might be a strange observation but Darrell Hammond has surprisingly thick lips

Version 2.0. Now also detects wifi and bluetooth signals from 2000 meters.

She can't tell the difference between a hard drive and a remote control, but she doesn't have to either.

This is measured in the most ridiculous and unsupportable manner possible. The source link says it's "for fun" but isn't it only fun if it actually reveals something? What's fun about this list being completely inaccurate? He also calls it "not remotely scientific" which has been upgraded in this reblog to…

"Zoom lenses" - the word you're looking for is telephoto lenses.

Comcast has no shame. How about lowering my bill?

So.... Is this a plane wreck or a train wreck?

best place to watch a hurricane from, I'd suppose.