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you hit the nail on the head, sister. Secret has always smelled like baby powder and acute discomfort with my 13-year-old body.

you seem smart.

plus, think of how satisfying that photo will be. you know, that photo of that person who tried to do terrible things to you and instead got their picture taken while getting totally pwned by a bunch of pepper spray.

IP banning is beyond useless

hey, thanks for owning this problem, Joel. i know of many tech guys who wouldn't have the fortitude to stand up, virtually speaking, in front of this kind of crowd and say, "my bad...i'll fix it."

i'm sure he'd love for you to feel his staff.

Software developer here. There is literally NO reasonable business/tech argument against storing IP addresses, particularly when it has such a potential business win involved. IP addresses are included in every web request, so it's not like it's hard to get the IP address. If it's a database storage issue - which

thanks for the tip! i just scored two sweet-ass dresses for less than $100 (including shipping!) from eShakti.

if she had bigger tits, nobody would have said boo. SMH.

Every single time I would get so cranky after a couple of hours, and then realize it was because there was a thong in my butt.

i bought my firstnamelastname.com as a pre-emptive measure against anybody who wanted to set up a website on it with a single page that said:

this is perfect for me. i only eat soft food.

cool story, bro

i just get really happy when they let her shop.

uggh, the WORST! i actually see a big cock as an impediment to good sex. even if the guy CAN maintain the erection, he usually has spent his whole life using his giant dick as a crutch to avoid learning how to being a good lover. "i don't have to do any work because LOOK AT THIS THING!" thanks, porn.

Michel Gondry is one of my filmmaking heroes. i make music videos that are really more like short films. in a heartbeat, i would quit my job to go work with Gondry and learn how to make magic like he does. in a frickin' heartbeat.

i also had a boyfriend who had to take testosterone shots but decided to stop taking them because they made him aggro. i deflowered him. while we were in bed, he said his cock looked like "a dead baby bird in the nest." sexy talk, we didn't have it.

last year, i reconnected (via OkC!) with someone i'd been friends with 18 years ago. 18 years ago, he'd been this sweet boy with whom things had just never, you know, happened. we both seemed to have lots of qualities that the other person looked for in a mate, but those...qualifications? just never seemed like they