Worse, Julie would only hold his hand on a contraction to contraction basis. She refused to commit to multiple contractions in a row.

There was no mention of a clean up either.

Seriously. Dude probably went back to that concert and dropped $40 on five cans of bud light.

Drew, I’ve purchased and read all of your books so far and they’ve been great. I think I would pay upwards of $200 for a 300-page book of nothing but Jim Tomsula life hacks so I could hit a little off the THC vape pen and just laugh myself silly for hours on end.

I, too, have bought gum and candy for the chance to not have shit-filled pants. Or water. That’s a solid move and makes you feel better after blasting your guts out.

exactly, buy a soda you twerp. If you’re too stingy to spend $2 for a 911 bailout shit then you’re just bringing the pain & suffering upon yourself

So I looked at the comments on that Herald article (shudder) and multiple commenters were calling Kaepernick and other players “tribal.” Is this a new codeword for black from racist white people? I am super confused.

Same thing happened to me last week. Had something bubbling down below so I stopped at a gas station on my way to work in a not so nice neighborhood. I go in and ask for the bathroom. While I wasn’t informed it was customers only, it was strongly implied. I do my business and I get out and realize this is one of those…

Why wouldn’t you just pay the 5 dollars to shit in Subway? You get a toilet and a foot long laxative.

Or buy cookies. There are a lot of solutions here.

This is when you drop $5 for a quick shit and always-okay Spicy Italian, my friend.

Re: the poop story. Why didn’t you just buy a can of soda or something at Subway? A dollar is a small price to pay for getting the chance to relieve yourself in an actual bathroom.

It’s a little bit of an oversimplification but lithium ion battery fires are self sustaining. They effectively release their own oxygen supply as the fire breaks them down. The main way to fight them is to cool them down.

That’s assuming they actually take the safety issue seriously enough to come up with the best options. This is the same company that named their system “autopilot,” acted surprised when people made it drive for them, and put a giant touch screen in its current cars instead of physical controls

Except that A LOT of people are already paying for the “safety” features like lane departure warnings and etc that adds more than $1000 to the cars as a option.

I quite enjoy this “office ghost” footage. Quite a bit more fun then a wet floor sign getting pulled by a string. This one has OFFICE CHAIRS BEING PUSHED! Oh and one poor ghost doesn’t understand how door knobs work. Enjoy!

He knew where the avalanche debris zone was. He just couldn’t pinpoint her exact location under it. She had an avalanche transceiver, but it was switched off and stowed in her pack, since they were still on approach. That’s not a great idea, but I admit I’ve done the same thing many times. Fucking horrible story.

It sucked they had to go sit in the box for 2 minutes afterward for hooking

Poop under leaves is the worst. You forgot stepping on leaves on top of poop creating poop-skates. Also see rotten fruit for the same effect.

5 and 0?? HOW THE FUCK YOU DOIN’ BOYS???