What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio featuring Tony Kornheiser and Colin Cowherd

I think they should get all of the Mikes they can. Mike Lupica, Mike Francesa, Mike Wise, Mike Wilbon, Mike Tyson. Just get them all in the same studio, and call the show What You Deserve For Listening to Sports Radio.

“I’ve never wasted a good egg.” -Philip Rivers

They couldn’t reach agreeement on Hume’s first principles of the contents of the mind.

It’s reasonable, then, that everyone was prepared to see some blood spilled after the season ended...

If robots could be troubled with the equivalent of diarrhea, it would be diagnosed as a case of the Bortles.

or is this the imagination of a racist bigot

...something to do while pooping at work.

Now if we could just round them all up into one sex-robot zone, like a big park where you go and pick your robot partner and do what you want with them with absolutely no consequences or comeuppance.

“We will all be just fine.”

The Kardashian is like the Borg. One mind, many bodies, and ruled over by an evil queen.

“Once during a youth baseball game, Jim beaned a girl in the back because she was crowding the plate.”

You like that, Washington? YOU LIKE THAT?!?!?!

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

“I don’t have a definition for it, but you’ll know it when you see it.”

From Reddit user nascentia

When it comes to football team mascots destroying kids, no one did it better than Joe Paterno.