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That’s gotta be humiliating to look that dumb in front of hundreds of people.

Clearly you've never watched the Hebrew National League

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

Probably should’ve grabbed some Colt 45.

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

To be fair, one could probably find at least ten people willing to march and chant “FUCK TOM BRADY” regardless of the occasion, so in that aspect the reaction was almost restrained.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

This is the awning of the age of hilarious.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

Pretty sure Mirror Kira wanted to find out.

“This is kind of embarrassing to ask, but what was it like on your wedding night? Did he really, you know, put it in you? Did it hurt? Was it awkward? And did you call him ‘Donald,’ or just ‘Daddy,’ like always?”

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

Manafort on a Monday.
Flynn on a Friday

It’ll be on a Tuesday, then.

How can this be true AND Jerruh is the shadow commissioner? Like there’s someone behind him pulling the strings? That’s stupid

bringing back Szechuan Sauce

You ever been to a Turkish prison?

Wow, Oakland can’t even keep their Civil Rights attorneys from heading to Vegas.