Juror No. 59: And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.

It’s only been 7 months. This seriously needs to stop. And to all of the people claiming that Trump is the lesser of two evils or that he and Hillary were the same....

Just saying...

Keep trying sugar britches....

Let’s add this.

EVERY FUCKING DAY

He should have Czekaj’d himself before he Wzekaj’d himself.

White families.

“Sure, but when I do it I’m ‘out of control.’”

Or do they have amazing eyesight and that one just has a kink for fake buffalo?

I saw a tweet this morning that said, “remember when Bill Clinton was deemed unpresidential for playing saxophone on TV?”

He’s actually more of a Poochini fan.

Haven’t seen a Red climb a wall like that since Berlin.

Hmm, I see another angle: a golden phi.

I don’t get it. All I see’s a theta. What’s your angle, here?

There’s never been a supermodel lingerie party at my house. I own a PT Cruiser. Draw your own conclusions.

I thought it was going to be syrupy ridiculous but so far I’ve been pleasantly surprised. Me and Josie snuggle on the couch and watch it together.

“aren’t immediately inclined to like anything dog-related.”

Penn State, once again proving why their football program should have been given the death penalty.