I do hope you realize this car is news worthy and thus on a news site. 

I am freaking the fuck out

BMW make an X1, X2, X3, X4, X5, X6 and X7 and a 2, 3,4,5,6,7 and 8. Their model bloat is ridiculous as they chase every niche real and imagined. Their sedans are bland and their CUVs are Aztek-ugly and cramped, and the M badge has been diluted by their whorish practice of slapping it on anything they can charge a…

By comparison, Trump makes even Nixon look palatable. 

Srsly? Bush never bragged about committing sexual assault and always denounced white supremacy whenever appropriate.

Maybe 17 different body styles on your base platform (4-door coupe crossover?!) and excessively overpriced and over complicated enthusiast models isn’t the best strategy. Also, if you can certify yet another body on a platform, you can certify a manual.

100% agree. They made their cars more conservative, barely changed the exteriors from one generation to the next, and fell way behind on the interior game. Sitting in an equivalently priced BMW, Audi, and Mercedes, and BMW is easily the worst.

Or (in a pinch) give your e-mail as name+krispykreme@domain.com so that you can filter the crap out of any junk mail they send you.

It’s a fact that Chick-fil-A is homophobic.

I disagree

Your first paragraph is disingenuous in the extreme. Your defense for putting kids in camps, a lot of whom have been verifiably separated from their migrant parent(s) who crossed with them, doesn’t address anything, just makes excuses for it. Basically, you’re saying that though some kids have died avoidable deaths…

And yet none of them actually do anything about it.

An embryo at 6-8 weeks is not a person, not a child, not even a fetus. It has no “heartbeat” because there is no heart. It doesn’t feel pain. If you are a Christian who believes that life begins at conception, then you also have to believe that God lets over 50% of human life die, as half of fertilized eggs fail to…

When you start supporting causes to end murder outside the womb, you can start legitimately talking about murder inside the womb.

burning any wood comes with the hazard of toxin inhalation

That really sent me down a fun click-hole. I ended up reading the Wikipedia page on lemons.

All the screens are making me want analog dashboards more and more now. I really wish manufacturers would just stick to making the car and let the aftermarket handle screens / software.

So Shane Keisel, who has tweeted for Russell Westbrook to go back where he came from

Smashed burgers are for people that like their steaks well done.