Which is why this is 200% more valid today (and the fact that Misha tweeted it makes it infinitely more valid!)

My grandpa was once talking about a guy he had working for him who was an idiot and an asshole he said: “that boy’s family tree is just a stump.”

Has to be older than me. My husband is 6.5 years older than me and when we first started dating it was WEIRD (I was 23, he was 29) but it got less odd as we got older. Some of my friends are dating younger dudes though, and just no. Their priorities are all messed up until they reach 28 or so.

To be honest, I can’t understand why she would be dating someone his age, unless he was a sugardaddy. She’s cute and could date someone her age.

If you look at this idiot’s family tree, it would be a straight line.

Well Joe Davis is a... is an... assbutt!

And now back to Mr. Davis, who on Friday morning held a sign outside the Rowan County Courthouse that read, “Welcome to Sodom and Gomorrah

I’m willing to bet money that, if you look at this idiot’s family tree, his family was against letting “colored people” have equal rights 40 years ago and made sure that everyone knew they didn’t like how the government was “picking on” them.

News flash: All the “natural” companies do things like hide preservatives because products need preservatives, but a huge, dumb ass segment of the consumer market thinks preservatives are poison that are definitely going to give them cancer (I suspect a big overlap in the venn diagram with anti-vaxxers). They’re…

Good, maybe they’ll stop putting celebrity names all over shit just to sell it to people who are dumb enough to buy shit cuz it has a celebrity name attached. I’m looking at you, celebrity perfumes and clothing lines. Stop it! Though I won’t lie, if Mitt Romney came out with his own brand of binder/trapper keeper for…

If you haven’t seen her, Hendricks is delightful as “Chair”, the maid in Comedy Central’s “Another Period”.

she is

THAT SECOND PICTURE JESUS H CRIMINY

I had a boyfriend who bought flowers for me with my credit card. It was hard to be excited about them.

IT IS HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBLE AND I HATE IT

Why is the font and everything so big? Dammit, did they change Kinja again?

Maybe Kylie needed someone over 21 to sign the lease papers?

Tyga may be “Stimulated,” but his wealth is simulated.

THIS IS A GOOD DOG, TOM HARDY