I would totally trip balls there.

i mean, this is a great comment, i’m starring it twice, but can you IMAGINE?
i’m german, i live here, and i just...we are so staunch. little towns are so staunch, and so quiet, and if you yell hello to your neighbor the rest of the world will come to their windows and throw you dirty looks. we’re not funny, we’re…

I usually dismiss commenters like you (dont think I haven’t noticed you stinking up Gawker and Jez with your dumbass opinions) but I’ll go ahead and break from custom just this once.

Definitely. Your weed guy knows a guy. And if nothing else that guy knows a guy. Someone always knows a guy. (Note: sometimes the guy is a girl. That's cool too, the drugs don't care who delivers them!)

I’m making a joke about homeopathy, which preaches that the more you dilute a substance, the more powerful it is. Which is insane.

IF MY... uh... FRIEND’S WEED GUY KNEW A GUY DO YOU THINK I WOULD BE ASKING?!

from A Guy. You probably know someone who knows someone who has A Guy. Heck, your weed guy probably knows A Guy too. Those Guys are everywhere.

I couldn’t even find acid back when I was in college. Now that I’m in my 30s, no chance.

“The homeopaths were rescued after they were seen rolling around in a field near their hotel, gibbering incoherently.”

Just a clarification: Gray was FALSELY arrested for carrying a knife that it is absolutely legal to carry after being stopped and frisked for no reason.

I hope they didn’t try and flush it out of their systems by drinking water, it could only become more powerful.

They should have diluted it in water until there was statistically probably nothing but water left.

As long as settlements don’t come out of cops’ pensions, this literally means nothing.

That episode of the Undisclosed podcast where they just run through cases of the Baltimore PD being terrible, shady and fucking with people’s lives has me thinking that entire department needs to be axed and they need to start from square one.*

The deal is awaiting approval by the city’s Board of Estimates, which controls Baltimore’s budget, according to the Washington Post. Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake is planning to meet with the board on Wednesday.

That’s what I hear whenever he talks. Then I realize I’m the one screaming.

And then thay all applaud wildly and tear each other to pieces trying to fellate him.

I love this picture, I just stare at it and imagine he is screaming EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Tell that to veterans who lost limbs and to the families who lost loved ones in war zones. Trumps is such a fucking asshole.

In the words of Barack Obama, “What a jackass”