And for that God-awful hair.

I’ve always wondered what it must be like as a celeb to not have people recognize you. If I were in class with Kloss, I wouldn’t know who the hell she was.

Wait, she’s 30? I legitimately thought she was like, 23, tops.

If a dude can stick his dick in me, he can sure as hell put up with me letting one rip.

making it almost seem like preventing abuse was a job for women and mothers as opposed to the entire family unit

forcing her to issue licenses is akin to forcing a person who objects to war into the battlefield, or forcing a person against capital punishment to carry out an execution.

You’re only allowed to have the 14+ babies that fall out of your own womb after post-marriage sex. Anything else is TEH SINNNNN

“Slumerican” sounds just about right.

Wait, what?!

“Sentencing Martin, who was ordered to register as a sex offender for five years...

No, it’s a child and y’all just wanted a click-baity headline.

THANK. YOU.

An abomination unto ever deity of every religion that has ever existed.