Food, and shelter are pretty high up on the list of things “in this world that you need so badly to have to put up with this treatment from people”

Geez, that’s taking this kind of behavior to a Munchausen by Proxy level. “You need to eat the way I say, because regular food is making you sick!” *people eat crazy food, get sick* “See, I told you, you’re all sick! My family is incredibly sick, you should all be very sorry for me!”

As an ODU graduate, I can tell you that a large number of students there are from New York, New Jersey, and points north.

Those signs were written in the bronian language. They actually translate into English to read as follows;

In season 4 of Six Feet Under the dead Lisa Fisher is stolen and buried (as she wished) in the desert to keep her parents from cremating her.

Guffaw

Dick Tips

I’ve worked with autistic children. They were mute and mostly in diapers at ages as old as 8. Sparing a child that existence and your own loved ones and other children lifelong roles as caregivers is not being a horrible person.

“ Pretty soon, we’re going to find the gene for autism. Are we going to abort for that, too?”

Hold me closer, Tony Danza

I’ve never been cool. It was too much to hope that I’d start tonight.

So, I was signed up for AshleyMadison. Before you dismiss me outright as an unfaithful jerk, though, I want you to hear me out. In a rather roundabout way, the website helped me and my wife reconnect in a way that would not have been possible otherwise.

YAS to pop tart beer.

Let us pray that we are on minute 14 of Courtney Stodden’s 15 minutes of fame.

Everytime I see women in the summer wearing pancake thin, flat as boards, sandals, I cringe.

Can you imagine sightseeing in them? I’d get shin splits.

Exactly what I was thinking. I would never be in danger of being killed by those things, cause if it ain’t got an arch, it ain’t in my closet.

Right? Who is sightseeing in that?

They look so uncomfortable!

Deadly lack of arch support on those things too.