“he told me the bible says its okay to poop in your hand then eat it but i’m not allowed to read so idk”

“sometimes I take a poop in my hand and then eat it”

Stolen off twitter

My experience was very awkward I feel like I went the right route with asking 2 strippers to have a threesome but I dropped the ball having my mom be the one to film it.

CHAD

thank you for this amazing comment. Its so obvious that she knew/ knows he cheats and she didn’t care until the rest of the world could see as well.

En route.

How many Hemsworth brothers are there, anyway?

I was married to someone whose mother was born again and heavy-duty Church of God. I wasn’t raised in a very religious family and I was in love, so I went along with it, tried to learn about it, get into it, etc. My MIL turned out to be the most mean-spirited, uncharitable, backstabbing, two-faced woman I have ever…

Christopher Meloni in They Came Together is everything.

Well, we’d need the right address and emails but yeah, this sounds good.

I found this gem too :

TLC needs to do a “very special episode” with those nifty little information bubbles popping up to say things like -