I don’t know, I am perfectly okay with the red and blue party system.

To be fair, it doesn’t say that he didn’t take an MSF course. A novice rider is still a novice even with an MSF course.

Major League teams: “we don’t condone this sort of thing.”

Fixed it!

So a dead guy comes back to life once he lands in a city called Phoenix, but somehow Christianity deserves the credit? Bullshit.

Big deal. Toronto spends millions and doesn't have an NHL team either.

W2 soon

That trophy is as evasive to Messi as Messi is to taxes.

I think if 2016 has taught us anything, it’s that extremely bad hair is not a deterrent to grossly defrauding the public.

When the Panthers play it’ll be known as a Jágr bomb machine.

People that bought into the whole no car lifestyle and depend on a single point of failure for their mobility.

Notable predictions from Stephen A. Smith’s ancestors:

Donald Trump thinks an erotic essay is a Mexican porn star.

-Colin Kaepernick

Fuck you Schilling. Fuck you for preventing me from voting Rovell. Worst tweet should always be Rovell.

Everyone is going to be so pissed when GS wins Game 7 at home after Draymond punches LeBron’s dick clean off.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

BEST.

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.