Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

Cavs in 9

When you sober up tomorrow, can you repost this?

I really wish Jalopnik would kill off Lanesplitter. After Sean MacDonald was let go this blog has been on a huge downward spiral. Nearly 50% of the articles on the front page are strictly two wheels bad. Granted there have been a few tragic deaths over the weekend, but the real issue is there has been a lack of…

The Mustang owner later apologized, claiming he didn’t actually see the motorcycle, only the rider.

+4 games

When I was 11 I was at a week long hockey camp at the University of Maine. My best friend and I realized a couple days in that - cut off from TV (this was 1994) and playing hockey 10 hours a day - no one had any idea of what was going on in the world.

Don't worry. Goodell has already suspended the account.

Roger Goodell: [is constantly abused by fans of other 31 NFL teams]

Which is probably more worrying than the car theft!

Obligatory, “I DRIVE A MANUAL SO MY CAR IS THIEF PROOF,” post

Freddy, we’re gonna have one of those meetings later where I talk and you listen.

I always was of the mind that NPoCP was about what is a fair market price, not what you would personally like to pay.

Nothing wrong with boring cars.

I used to own one of these. Black on black. Was fun to pounce on noobs in civics with fart cans on woodward. They haul the mail quite nicely while swaddling your butt in some heated leather. 2k for a worn-in example? NP. It will need upkeep but outside of subframe bushings and some riviera specific bits, the corporate…

You may just have written the plot of Space Jam 2.

I’m just happy that the odds are getting better that I won’t have to go all the way to Rio to catch part of the Olympic experience.

I remember those days, Snapchat was all the rage and $11 with tax and convenience fee got you a movie ticket.

When people call the NHL a Mom and Pop league I didn’t realize it was because they’re not letting us go out with our friends on school nights.