Wait, didn’t they already know a bout the harassment? They must have heard about them already if they paid $13 million to the accusers. Or maybe they just write checks to anyone who asks for them, no questions asked.

T-shirts that sit too high on my collarbone induce panic attacks in me, this top is freaking me out a little because it looks like it would roll up when worn.

Orrrrrr...

Yeah it’s actually a chin guard.

It’s a Tank Top Dickie. A Tickie?

Naked tits

Those two between them easily have enough brainpower to dim a light bulb.

I have an IUD and a light, spotty period and I LOVE my Thinx! Pulling out a dry tampon is the worst feeling in the world and I like white sheets too much to free bleed, and Thinx are comfy, reasonably cute, and just crunchy enough for me to tap into my inner hippie goddess, but not so crunchy that I’m menstruating on…

Of course we are.

There’s a recipe for armadillo that requires a nice cedar plank. You clean and place the armadillo meat on that plank and then spice the hell out of it. Stick the meat and the plank on the grill for about 4 hours, take it out of the fire, place the armadillo carefully in the trash can and eat the board.

You can eat a turd. There is no good reason to do so when rats are available.

The podcast presented as major piece of evidence the fact that two men went to Simmons’ house for a dinner party, and Simmons and a male employee of his prepared dinner while a non-white female employee was there as a guest and seemed to not be on active work-duty and she wasn’t cleaning or cooking. Even if there is…

I’ll tell you were it will end... with a lot less people sweating to the oldies. That’s where. The world is a more dangerous place now. And all we can do is just live in it.

Who knew a pile of discarded circular saw blades could be so cuddly.

Ok, now that seriously looks like the result of a nuclear accident

Better than being big and having your head look very small.

I love some of his movies, but I’m pretty sure that 98+% of the things that come out of his mouth are douchie. The other 2% is accounted for in throat clearling and other non-verbal utterances that are also probably douchie.

“Meesa take you home, meesa horny.”

It’s not unlike building the Three Gorges dam.